Well they do say that it takes a fairy to make something pretty and in this instance we're not going to disagree. The Top Of The Tree Christmas Crackers are new for 2016 and altogether rather magical! They are sold individually, either empty or completed with a gift. All crackers come with a snap, a hat and a joke.

Scroll down for our gift selection.

 Top Of The Tree Crackers 

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For the price of a completed cracker add £3.25 to any of the gifts.

Completed Crackers

Each completed cracker will arrive clearly labelled with its contents.

Cracker componants: 100% recycled eco friendly card in pink ice; handmade wool pom-pom (100% acrylic); berisfords double faced satin silver edged 15 mm ribbon in col: 400; fairy embellishment; 13" snap; paper hat; joke on paper.

please note: seriously limited stock     

       For more detailed photographs of our gifts please go to the shop.  

Christmas Gifts

Clockwork Tin  Father ChristmasThis jolly Clockwork Tin Father Christmas will create instant fun on your festive table.

£2.95 each

 

  

Magic Snow

 You won't be able to cover the house and garden but you will be astonished at how this Magic Snow expands to 100 times its original volume. Simply add water to create your very own amazing White Christmas...and the beauty is, left to dry out you can use it over and over again!

£1.75 each.

 

 

      

Parachute PenguinThis great little chap has a habit of regularly stealing the festive limelight. The Parachute Penguin is the sort of daft nonsense that makes Christmas a lot of fun.

£1.55 each        

Musical Wooden Santa and Snowman

We don't know anyone who hasn't been completely bowled over by this delightful pair. Every inch a quality item, these beautifully finished characters like nothing more than to have their heads pressed to give a wonderful and musical response.

£3.95 each.      

Clockwork SantaLike his friend the snowman (below) this Clockwork Santa will love strolling around at Christmas! He also has moveable arms.

£2.75 each 

 

Clockwork Christmas SnowmanThis fun Clockwork Christmas Snowman enjoys nothing more than exploring, even a pipe in the hand of his swinging arm!

 £2.75 each     

  

 Christmas Tongue RollersThe popular animal version (scroll down further) has been around for a long time but now we have Christmas Tongue Rollers! In four great designs we give these a huge thumbs-up! There was never a cuter way to be a tad rude!

 £1.75 each  

Fairy Tail Finger PuppetsI grew up in a decade of austerity and no television, so that's my age out of the bag! But as a consequence we had to be incredibly inventive by making our own toys and entertainments, especially around Christmas time. These Fairy Tail Finger Puppets we would have loved! In six magical designs, they are perfect for the child with imagination. (six characters)              £1.95 each 

Enamel Penguin Cufflinks

An extremely smart pair of enamelled penguin cufflinks for the man who takes a pride in finishing touches. A quality festive item.

£4.95 

 

Christmas Snow Globe

Who doesn't love a Snow Dome and finally there's one that will fit inside a cracker! These are a total delight...just make sure you don't pull your cracker anywhere near a stone floor!! (four characters)

£3.50 each

 

Christmas WhistleChristmas Whistles in four festive designs, this is a great little quality gift at a most affordable price.

£1.95 each

 

Christmas Finger PuppetsPut on a puppet performance that's worthy of any Christmas panto with these Festive Finger Puppets. The puppets have wooden heads and fabric bodies that are beautifully detailed. Father Christmas, The Snowman and Rudolph make up the three designs. 

£3.95 each

Christmas Trinket BoxA beautiful handmade Christmas Trinket Box for that very special present you might want to give on Christmas Day. Made to fit exactly into our crackers each box, for contents, measures approximately 1 1/4" (3cm) square by about 1 1/4" (3cm) deep. The boxes come in five different festive fabric designs.

£3.95 each

 

Affordable Classics: 30 Cracker Gifts For 99p or Less! 

 

Party BlowoutsI think these may have been around since parties began! Party Blowouts, a true classic!

20p each

 

Springy SmilerBrightly coloured, the Springy Smiler has a key ring attachment and is one of those things you just can't put down!

25p each

 

Chinese Finger TrapAs old as time, the Chinese (sometimes known as Mexican) Finger Trap still manages to amaze! The more you try to pull your fingers free, the more trapped you become. With many associated stories of myth and love, this truly is a classic.

 30p each

Celebration BubblesEither as a finishing touch to your table setting or a great cracker gift, these splendid little champagne flutes full of bubbles really are a delight!

30p each

Eraser CubeAn ingenious eraser that arrives as a puzzle! Affordable fun, this is a highly recommended cracker gift.

35p each

 

Fortune FishWhat more can be said about this iconic cracker gift? It's doubtless that its endearing simplicity can still captivate and thrill, proving yet again that it doesn't cost a fortune to get the party started!

49p each

Rocket BalloonsThe Rocket Balloon! With two in each pack! Now there's good! :-)

49p each

 

 

Wooden Animal KeyringSome gifts tick all the boxes and this is one of them. Inexpensive, fun, practical, beautifully made...I'll stop! Wooden Animal Key Rings...a winner!

We will always send an assortment of designs if several have been ordered.

50p each

Farmyard ErasersA great little collection of Four (Yes Four!) Farm Animal Erasers for just 50p! Now there's value!

50p each

 

 

Russian Doll KeyringIf anything was made to put a smile on someone's face when it drops out of a cracker, it's got to be one of these delightful Russian Doll Key Rings. Beautifully painted in lovely bright colours this is a great and affordable cracker gift.

55p each

 

Classic Bouncy BallThe Classic Bouncy Ball. The small ball that packs a big bounce!

 

60p each

 

Trick Bouncy EggsAlthough these are sold individually we had the greatest fun watching someone's face when we dropped a great many on their kitchen floor. The reaction was priceless, they really are that convincing.

 

70p each

Crystal TopMade of plastic these wonderful Crystal Tops have a real jewel-like quality. A lovely cracker gift that might suprise you.

75p each 

 

Smiler Dome PopperPress the Smiler Dome Popper so that it is completely inside out...leave on a flat surface and wait!

 

75p each 

 

Stretchy SmilerPull any part of the ever popular Stretchy Smiler and he'll about double in size!

 

75p each 

 

Squirting FishFill with water and the Squirting Fish will do exactly what it says on the can. Then run...

85p each

 

 

Monkey EraserSold individually...this is a monkey eraser on a pencil that comes in three bright colours. I can say no more!

 

85p each 

 

Mini Tic Tac ToeMini Tic Tac Toe...I expect like me, you call it noughts and crosses! A great favourite.

85p each

 

Tomato Pin CushionA smart little Tomato Pin Cushion, ideal for the Sewing Bee fans!

 

95p each 

Mini Tape MeasureA neat little Tape Measure, always useful and handy. Ideal for the practical Christmas guest!

 

95p each 

  

Christmas Tree Oil An original cracker gift and a great way to spread the spirit of Christmas throughout your home. This is Christmas Tree Fragrance Oil and is one of five oils available.

99p each

 

 

 

  

Christmas Wreath Oil

We're thrilled about these new cracker gifts for 2016. There are five fragrances available and this is Christmas Wreath. 

99p each

 

 

Orange OilWe're thrilled about these new cracker gifts for 2016. There are five fragrances available and this is Orange. 

99p each

 

  

   

Mini Playing CardsWhat did the penguin magician say to his audience? 'Pick a cod, any cod!' Go on, you know you want to laugh!

Ever popular, these perfectly detailed playing cards are always a nice cracker find.

99p each

 

Wooden Yo-YoIs the Yo-Yo a classic toy? Well, there's one being used by a boy on a Greek vase dating back to 500BC...so we're going to say, yes!

The Mini Wooden Yo-Yo (assorted designs)

99p each

Large Wooden DiceThe Extra Large Dice makes quite a nice display piece as well as being great fun when playing games! Made of wood, this is a nice quality piece. (assorted colours)

99p each

Union Jack Bottle OpenerIt's one of the most popular gifts we stock. The Union Jack Bottle Opener Key Ring is smart and practical...especially during the festive season.

 99p each

Union Jack Mini KeyringA delightful little Mini decked out in the Union Jack. This most affordable and very British Icon has a lot of appeal.

70p each  

Metal Whistle

For those of you who fancy doing the odd Captain von Trapp impersonation this might be just the thing. On the other hand you might simply wish to irritate people. A Metal Whistle   

99p each

Extreme Jumping BeansIf size matters then you might appreciate these EXTREME jumping beans! Each one is decorated with a character...great fun.

Two Jumping Beans in each bag.

                                99p a bag 

Fob Watches  

 

Owl Fob Watch

 

This wonderful little chap has a secret under his wings, just press his ears together and he'll reveal what it is! Attractive, smart  and useful, the Owl Fob Watch remains a great favourite. (Chrome and Black finish)

£3.95 each

 

  

Alarm Clock Fob WatchNow here's jolly! New for 2016, The Alarm Clock Fob Watch and Key Ring. This has a larger face than our other fob watches, measuring 2cm in diameter. He may not wake you up in the morning but you'll know he's around!

£3.50 each

 

   

Ladybird FobwatchThe Ladybird Chain Watch is as popular as ever, and like the owl and the butterfly keeps a secret under her wings. (various colours)

£3.95 each 

 

 

 

Racing Car Fob WatchLast year we introduced the Racing Car Fob Watch in response to some griping that all our fob watches were designed for the ladies. It became our best seller! Job done!

 

£3.95 each

 

 

Enamel Racing Car Fob WatchNew for 2016! The Enamel Racing Car Fob Watch. An extremely smart and beautifully finished Fob Watch Key Ring offered in wonderfully striking colours.

£3.95 each

 

Nurse Watch

In a rainbow of different colours, you don't have to be in the caring profession to enjoy the practicality of a Nurse's Fob Watch. (assorted colours)

£3.95 each

 

 

 

LED Flashing Key Rings

Sea Life TorchThree great little characters, the Sea Life LED Torch Key Rings also come with sounds from the deep...or thereabouts! (three characters)

 £2.50 each

Owl TorchAs well as two LED eyes that light up brightly, this cute Owl Torch and Key Ring will also give you a hoot for luck...what more d'you want from life!

£2.50 each

 

Rubber Duck TorchJust DON'T put it in your bath!! The Rubber Duck LED Torch and Key Ring quacks too...enough said!

£2.50 each

  

Gorilla TorchI'm not entirely confident that the noise our gorilla makes would frighten anyone (akin to a clock being wound, if you go back that far) but the Gorilla LED Torch does win with charm.

£2.50 each

 

Penguin TorchThis is a great cracker gift and way too cute for its own good! Press the button on the back of The Penguin Torch and he'll give you a squeak...oh yes, and he'll light up too!

£2.50 each

 

Piggy TorchWasn't there a story about three little piggys and the state of the construction industry?

Don't ever be in any doubt about pigs being the cleverest of all the farm animals because not only does this Piggy's snout light up it oinks too. Clever or what!?

£2.50 each

Darth Vadar TorchFor dedicated followers of Jediism this could be a positive inspiration to fight evil. We're not entirely sure what Darth is saying in his all too brief message but we feel convinced it's something horribly menacing! 

Daft and fun, we must all know someone for whom this would be the ideal cracker gift.

£2.50 each 

The Queen TorchWe had to have something special for this year to celebrate the Queen's 90th Birthday...and here it is! As well as two very bright LED eyes, this wonderful Torch and Key Ring also gives you a rousing rendition of Rule Britannia. Thank-you Ma'am.

 

£3.95 each

 

 

Guardsman TorchNew for 2016! As well as his LED eyes that light up very brightly, this splendid Torch and Key Ring also gives you a rousing rendition of Rule Britannia...what more could you ask of a Guardsman!

 

£3.95 each

 

 

  

Lights and Torches 

  

Police Torch

Cracker gifts for men can be a bit of a challenge and it's hopefully one that we rise to with this very smart reproduction miniature Police Torch. It comes with a battery.

£3.95 each

 

Blink Key FinderBlink Key Finder Key Rings are perfect for those who like their personal accessories to be chic and stylish. Within a 2 metre range simply whistle and you will activate an LED flashing light and beep! The piece also doubles as a torch. A top notch cracker gift and a 'must' for the, 'Has anyone seen my keys?' brigade!

£3.95 each 

 

 

Laser Light Keyring

The Laser Light Key Ring doubles as a handy torch and if that wasn't enough it also has a hidden stylus under the cap that's perfect for operating touch screen devices. A great gift!

£4.95 each

Fire Extinguisher Torch New for 2016, we're rather fond of this. Press the handle of your Fire Extinguisher Torch and it will turn on your nine LED lights....neat and fun we thinks!

£3.95 each

 

 

 
 
Bulb LightWe love these! It's such a great affordable cracker gift.  Designed to complement an existing key ring, this clever little light bulb changes colour several times in a couple of different sequences!
 
 
£1.50 each
 
 
 
Alloy Pocket TorchA no nonsense Alloy Pocket Torch with 9 LED lights. It shines as brightly as a button and comes complete with batteries. (four colours)
 
£3.95 each
 
 
 
 

Lip Gloss  

 

Russian Doll Lip Gloss
Hinged at the bottom to open up like a clamshell these pretty Russian Doll Lip Gloss containers come filled with strawberry lip gloss! A perfect cracker gift.
£3.25 each
 
 
 
 
Rubber Duck Lip GlossYou can't really go wrong with lip gloss...it's a just a matter of choosing which one!!!The Rubber Duck has been going for years and I don't think there's any sign of its popularity coming to an end. 
£3.25 each
 
 
 
 
Ice Cream Sundae Lip Gloss
 
Ice Cream Sundae Lip Gloss...a great little design and still a big favourite!
 
£2.95 each
 
 
 
Owl Lip GlossEvery year we get a couple of new arrivals in the lip gloss department and this year it's the wise Owl and the Fox. A perfect cracker gift. 
 
£3.25 each
 
 
 
Fox Lip Gloss

 

Along with the Owl, this cute Fox is our second new design  in Lip Gloss. You know a foxy lady? Job done!

3.25 each

 

More Classics

 

Whoopee CushionWhoopee Cushion. No comment!

£1.50 each

 

Roll Tongue AnimalsLike all great ideas, Roll Tongue Animals are impossibly simply but enormous fun. Just give them a gentle squeeze and be ready for some cute cheekiness!

£1.75 each

 
Hand BuzzerIt's daft, it's been going for years but the Hand Buzzer is still a hoot. No batteries in those days...just wind-up and introduce yourself!
 

£2.95 each 

Mini SpringyA Mini Springy that fits into a cracker. Great news!This miniature version (only 3½cm in diameter) is equally as fascinating as the big one and in some ways more so. Impossible to put down.
£1.50 each
 
 
Glow in the Dark Jumping BeansImagine the fun you can have with these after lights out! Glow in the Dark Jumping Beans are great fun and there are four in a pack!
 

£1.75 

 

 

Sky DiverThe classic Sky Diver. A little bit like the parachute penguin but decidedly more butch...actually, nothing like the parachute penguin at all!

£2.50 each

  

For Him

 

Union Jack Bull DogA delightful little resin character draped in the Union Jack. This most affordable and very British Bull Dog has a lot of appeal.

£1.50 each

Union Jack Nail ClippersA perennial and practical cracker gift, this year with a patriotic touch.

£1.25 each

 

Superman CufflinksIt's always nice to smarten up over the festive season and so for the Superman in your life, what could be nicer than these quality enamel cufflinks.

£4.50 Per pair

Mini Hip FlaskThis is absolutely my idea of the perfect cracker gift! A sensibly sized (1 fluid ounce) stainless steel hip flask key ring. I mean, what could be nicer than a quick (and maybe surreptitious) shot to warm the cockles of your heart when out for the obligatory Christmas walk.

£2.95 each

 

 

Mini Metre Tape MeasureCracker gifts obviously have to meet a certain criteria and hunting the good ones down can often be a frustrating exercise. However, when the good ones come along and tick all the boxes...it's GREAT!

Useful, attractive, affordable, appealing, will last and will fit. Mini Metre Tape Measure take a bow!

 £2.49 each 

Mini Screwdriver Set

For many years now, the classic naff cracker gift has been the tacky screwdriver set that gets swept away with the pulled crackers. Hence, we have avoided it like the plague...until now! We love this and it's brilliant! This superbly designed key ring conceals a set of four screwdriver heads that readily snap into the central shaft, allowing you to tighten and loosen a variety screws wherever you are. An old joke just got updated! Available in 4 different colours

£2.25 each

Rattle MagnetsBe very sure to read the instructions for these incredible Rattler Magnets carefully. We do not recommend them for anyone under the age of 14 years.

Throw them in the air together and listen to the sound they make! Eerie science at its best! 

£1.50 per pair

Now That's useful

 

USB Car AdapterThe incredible little bullet shaped USB Car Charger/Adapter. Simply plug it into your cigarette lighter socket and charge up your mobile phone, sat nav, MP3 player...the list is endless

£1.50 each.

Egg TimerThis brilliant Egg Timer really will delight and like all the best ideas, it's incredibly simple. Just place the timer in the saucepan with your egg and the heat sensitive indicator will change colour and do the rest!

 

£1.95 each

 

 

CompassFor those of us who simply refuse to surrender to the commands of a 'sat nav' this pocket sized Compass might just be enough to get you home safely and quietly!

You have reached your destination!

£2.50 each 

Keeping the Children Occupied

 

Pocket PencilsOne of the very best cracker gifts. A tin of coloured Pocket Pencils with a sharpener on the lid. Now there's clever!

£1.95

Racing SnailsI always smile when I see several of these going out...because you know there's going to be a bit of competition when the crackers have been pulled! Excellent fun!

£2.95 each 

Hatching Egg

This is the sort of thing that is so stupid and yet so wonderful at the same time, you just have to have it! Read on and be stunned! Submerge your egg in water and in 12-24 hours the shell will start to crack and after 48 hours your chick will hatch!!! Don't pinch yourself...that's what it does! Brilliant!

I Should add, it's not the sort that will grow into a hen!

£1.95 each  

Wooden KaleidoscopeMini Wooden Kaleidoscopes. Just shake and turn in the hand. In three different colours they have a beautiful wood finish. A quality toy.

 

£2.95 each

Mini TelescopeA Mini Telescope that extends and closes. (assorted colours)

 

£1.50 each

Metal Jacks

Metal Jacks. Another great game from the past...imaginatively boxed and no batteries required.

 £3.50 each

 

Fairy Finger PuppetsThe Fairy Finger Puppets are made to the highest standards using a combination of wood and gorgeous fabric. A magical gift for the child with imagination. Six different designs and considerably larger than the Fairy Tale Finger Puppets listed above.

£3.95 each

Knitting DollThose of a certain age will remember doing this with a wooden cotton reel! Ah, those were the days! Now (apart from cotton reels coming in plastic) everything has got a lot smarter but the principal remains the same. This wonderful Knitting Doll is made to a very high standard and has everything you will need to get started. Oh yes...and it used to be called French Knitting!

£4.95 each

 

It Don't Mean a Thing if You Ain't Got that Bling!

 

Bling Rabbit

A Bunny is not just for Easter! In various pretty shades, this adorable bling and enamel Bunny is a great cracker gift. (various colours)

 

 

£7.50 each

   

Bling FishBig and bold, the Bling Fish with enamel highlights, will definitely make a splash!

 

 

£9.50 each

 

 

Bling TeddyIf you like cute and you like bling, then look no further because the Bling Teddy with moveable parts has both qualities by the bucket load. (various colours)

 

 

£7.50 each

 

 

Bling Tiger

This delightful Bling Tiger with moveable parts would melt any heart.

 

 

£7.50 each

 

  

Bling Fairy Ear RingsWhat could be prettier than these delightful little Fairy Bling Ear Rings. Brilliant to wear around during the festive season...and beyond!

 

£7.50 each

Bling Panda

Introduced for Christmas 2014 the Bling Panda exceeded all our expectations. (various colours)

 

£7.50 each

 

 

 

Bling Fortune Cat

Happy, smiling and waving, the Bling Fortune Cat Key Ring might be just the lucky charm you've been looking for!

 

 

£7.50 each

 

 

Bling LeopardDangerous and strikingly handsome...but that's enough about me! The Bling Leopard's Head Key Ring is a real stunner!

 

 

£8.95 each

 

 

Bling LambrettaNew for 2015 the Bling Lambretta really has the look of the moment.

Available in Pink or Blue 

£5.95 each

 

 And Finally

 

HarmonicaWhether you fancy yourself as a budding Larry Adler or just like to make music, this classic metal Harmonica might be just the ticket. It is suitable for children and adults of all abilities.

£5.95 each

 

Fashion Watch

Who wouldn't be bowled over to find one of these dropping out of their cracker! A most affordable and stylish fashion watch. Me thinks a winner!

£5.95 each     

  

Wooden Animal NoisesWe don't know anyone who hasn't been completely bowled over by this delightful trio. Every inch a quality item, these beautifully finished characters like nothing more than to have their heads pressed to give a wonderful and appropriate response. (three characters)

£3.95 each 

  

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Please note that all cracker gifts are chosen with our standard cracker measurements in mind. The barrel of which measures approximately 5"+ (13cm)  by about 2" (5cm+) in diameter.

All our gifts will arrive in their original packaging because it will often give instructions and age recommendations. This packaging will need to be removed for the gift to fit inside your crackers.

Where an item is available in several designs or colours, we will endeavour to send a selection when more than one is ordered.

 An age recommendation is always attached to items designed for the young, however, parental supervision is recommended at all times.